I don’t normally do the Pandora thing. But I did. While I showered. And the Mac Demarco station was playing. Then an arctic monkeys song came on. I didn’t know at the time but I got out to check. So now I got this “who the fuck are arctic monkeys” dig, and I like it. Grateful.
I recently had my first real experience with marijuana. I have smoked on few occasions in an attempt to experience the high I’ve always been curious about. I guess I couldn’t hang, with the bowl at least. So I end up crossing paths with ol’ bong the other day. The first hit was cool, the coughing wasn’t. I felt it, a little, and very briefly. The second was …wait okay so first off. I was in an apartment. There were three animals *v important* two dogs and a cat, more of a kitten. They were so chill I loved it. Three animals, and two people, not including myself. Alright so the second hit was light. No coughing, easy going, felt nothing. The charmer, ol’ third hit, got me. Coughing yes, and then I fell into some murky eyed existence for the next …well the rest of the day really. The first thing I did, was laugh at those three animals. Hysterical laughing, probably for a good half hour. I was feeding a dog ice, that made me laugh, and then the cat would come into my vision from the opposite direction and try to get hers, and that shit made me laugh. When they were done they would leave in the opposite direction of each other, so they were both exiting my field of vision diagonally at the same time and I just found that gut wrenching hilarious. During one of my fits, I looked up and I think it was the light, but it was hitting the cat at the perfect angle, and it was almost glowing. Glowing kitty, and she was looking at me, with her head turned. Like her body was facing forward but she was looking back at me, like I was insane. This wild divine kitten was giving me the eyes; i fucking laughed straight for many minutes. I couldn’t take it, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at anything that much in such a short period of time. The second dog would try to intrude on the other two buds licking ice, but then snatch it with its teeth and run away like a dick. I also found that hysterical. What I’m saying is, the shit was funny, fucking funny. Hazy and funny. Then I called my roommate to pick me up because I wasn’t enjoying the company of the people who’s weed I smoked, they were all in their phones and shit and I was ready to take on the world, and I didn’t think I could drive the mile back to my place. I immediately withdrew twenty dollars, and spent it all on food. In this chicken joint, I swear I overheard someone saying I was high, and while I was waiting for my food, there was this old white woman next to me. I side-eyed that chub and I could feel her stiffening up. What’s granny scared of man. But that might have been just me. All in all, I ate too much, and I slept till like four the next day.